At the top of a leaf-strewn lane, inside a hollow oak with lamplit windows, Pelham the fox postmaster keeps three worlds behind his counter: the pumpkin patch where giant pumpkins and parcels share one brass scale, the inky loft where the lane's stamps are proofed, and the back room where every season's letters are sewn into bound letterbooks. Parcel Scale Patch can be played right here on this page, and Pelham has already franked a satchel of free coins for whoever reaches the counter first.

Play-money coins from Pelham's satchel only: there is no shop, nothing is ever paid out, and the patch is kept for grown-ups of 18 or over.
Play-money coins from Pelham’s satchel · 18+ · no till, no payouts · a free box key unlocks the loft and the stitching room
Open to allEnormous ribbed pumpkins wait on their straw beds for a turn on the old brass scale. It is open to every visitor at once, and its free round gets heavier with each spin.
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Free accountUp the narrow stair above the counter, damp stamp proofs hang pegged over a cast-iron hand press. A middling world where a near miss with two Ringed Pins earns the last reel one more pull.
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Free accountIn the back room, folded gatherings of the lane's letters drop one after another onto a tall sewing frame strung with linen cords. The boldest world on the lane: wins fall away and each follow-on win pays more.
Unlock freePelham had each machine weighed like a parcel: millions of trial spins run through the same code you play, with the returns entered in his ledger below.
| Room up the lane | Paylines it has | Special delivery (bonus) | Its temperament | RTP as weighed | Spins that weigh out a win | Free spins, how often they are posted |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parcel Scale Patch | 25 | Weigh-In Climb | Open to all | 96.3% | 35.3% | 1 in 137 |
| Proof Sheet Loft | 15 | Second Proof | Steady | 94.8% | 31.4% | 1 in 98 |
| Letterbook Stitchery | 20 | Stitch Chain | Volatile | 95.0% | 33.9% | 1 in 135 |
Pelham weighed every number here by running each game’s own code through 5,000,000 spins. They describe play with free coins and nothing else, and reveal nothing about any real-money game.

The lane is an autumn pastime, and the coins in Pelham's satchel are worth nothing past the garden gate. Leave whenever you please, or let a gentle reminder nudge you after you have lingered at the counter. The National Gambling Helpline is free and confidential on 0808 8020 133, any time of day.
Pelham’s tools for sensible playYes. Parcel Scale Patch starts the moment you arrive, whether on the front page or on its own page, and needs no account. The proofing loft and the stitching room need a free account.
Nothing whatsoever. Pelham sells no coin bundles, keeps no till behind the counter and has no card reader; Autumn Post Lane will never want your bank details.
No. Satchel coins exist only for the pleasure of the spin. They cannot be bought or cashed in and never become anything of real value.
Yes, all of them. A new box opens with 100,000 coins, and Pelham posts your Parcel Scale Patch pile in on top.
There is nothing to install. The whole lane opens in the web browser you already have on your phone, tablet or computer.
Anyone 18 or older whose home is in the UK. The open pumpkin patch follows that rule too, and Pelham asks you to confirm your age when you collect a box key.
Autumn Post Lane serves adults aged 18 and over only. Every game here runs on virtual coins of no monetary value; they cannot be bought, sold, withdrawn or exchanged. You will search the lane in vain for a coin shop or a payment page, no prize of real-world value is ever offered, and success here does not imply future success at real-money gambling.
Should gambling be troubling you, help is free and confidential: National Gambling Helpline 0808 8020 133, answered at any hour · BeGambleAware · GamCare · The lane’s responsible play policy
All three worlds draw from a single balance. Open a free box and every world is yours, with your coins, favourites, level and daily missions kept in it between visits.
Not ready? Spin the open world, Parcel Scale Patch — no email needed.